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“That’s all folks”. –Mel Blanc

“I suggest you go out and buy as many Blues albums as you can”. –John Belushi

“The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents”. –Bob Keeshan

“The humanitarian in theory is the terrorist in action”. –Isabel Paterson

“Where today are the Pequot? Where are the Narragansett, the Mohican, the Pocanet, and other powerful tribes of our people? They have vanished before the avarice and oppression of the white man… Will not the bones of our dead be plowed up, and their graves turned into plowed fields?” –Tecumseh

“Many people flounder about in life because they have no purpose. Before it is possible to achieve anything, an objective must be set”. –George Halas

“True originality consists not in a new manner, but in a new vision”. –Edith Wharton

“I know of no higher fortitude than stubbornness in the face of overwhelming odds”. –Louis Nizer

“‘Do equal and exact justice’ is my motto, and I have often said to the grand jury, ‘Permit no innocent man to be punished, but let no guilty man escape'”. –Isaac Parker

“Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it”. –John Quincy Adams

“Be liberal in what you accept, and conservative in what you send”. –Jon Postel

“Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb”. –Yul Brynner

“Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this impossible task”. –Haim Ginott

“For sorrow is our joy, And joy our greatest sorrow. Elissa dies tonight, And Carthage flames tomorrow”. –Nahum Tate

“The time has come when scientific truth must cease to be the property of the few, when it must be woven into the common life of the world”. –Louis Agassiz

“Substantial progress toward better things can rarely be taken with out developing new evils requiring new remedies”. –William Howard Taft

“There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else”. –James Thurber

“Capitalism inevitably and by virtue of the very logic of its civilization creates, educates and subsidizes a vested interest in social unrest”. –Joseph Schumpeter

“The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time”. –Catfish Hunter

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success”. –Jim Backus

“If our squawking pacifists were rational, they would perceive that war can only be ended by abolishing the several species of mammals called human; our spacecraft have shown us that Mars and Venus are perfectly warless worlds”. –Revilo P. Oliver

“I love the freedoms we got in this country. I appreciate your freedom to burn your flag if you want to, but I really appreciate my right to bear arms so I can shoot you if you try to burn mine”. –Johnny Cash

“The Bill of Rights was not written to protect governments from trouble. It was written precisely to give the people the constitutional means to cause trouble for governments they no longer trusted”. –Henry Steele Commager

“Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next”. –George Steinbrenner

“If you want to have good ideas you must have many ideas. Most of them will be wrong, and what you have to learn is which ones to throw away”. –Linus Pauling

“I care so much about everything that I care about nothing”. –William Saroyan

“One of the great problems with Americans is that – being a decent people – they assume that everyone else is equally decent”. –Meir Kahane

“Making money ain’t nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat, and when you die you’re just as graveyard dead as he is”. –Louis Armstrong

“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails”. –William Arthur Ward

“The American continents… are henceforth not to be considered as subjects for future colonization by any European powers”. –James Monroe

“Like water, blood must run or grow scum”. –John Updike

“If I were to personally define religion, I would say that it is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody by circumstance”. –Theodore Dreiser

“What is the meaning of life? This question has no answer except in the history of how it came to be asked. There is no answer because words have meaning, not life or persons or the universe itself”. –Julian Jaynes

“I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the world… no longer a government of free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of small groups of dominant men”. –Woodrow Wilson

“One good song with a message can bring a point more deeply to more people than a thousand rallies”. –Phil Ochs

“It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up”. –Jaco Pastorius

“The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play ‘Drop the Handkerchief””. –James Naismith

“The Jews are the aristocrats of the world”. –Samuel Untermyer

“Long, long may it be, ere he comes again! His hour is one of darkness, and adversity, and peril”. –Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Of the Marines on Iwo Jima, uncommon valor was a common virtue”. –Chester Nimitz

“Some white people hate black people, and some white people love black people, some black people hate white people, and some black people love white people. So you see, it’s not an issue of black and white, it’s an issue of Lovers and Haters”. –eden ahbez

“When the soldiers came home from Vietnam, there were no parades, no celebrations. So they built the Vietnam Memorial for themselves”. –William Westmoreland

“There’s been times that I thought I couldn’t last for long, But now I think I’m able to carry on. It’s been a long, a long time coming, But I know a change is gonna come, oh yes it will”. –Sam Cooke

“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor”. –Sholem Aleichem

“Neither wisdom nor good will is now dominant. Hope lies in dreams, in imagination and in the courage of those who dare to make dreams into reality”. –Jonas Salk

“I am now satisfied that the future music of this country must be founded upon what are called negro melodies. This must be the real foundation of any serious and original school of composition to be developed in the United States”. –Antonín Dvořák

“We have now done what the Romans did when they started to commit suicide. We have shifted from an army of citizens to an army of mercenaries”. –Carroll Quigley

“For myself it would be most irksome to be ruled by a bevy of Platonic Guardians, even if I knew how to choose them, which I assuredly do not”. –Learned Hand

“Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo”. –Bill Mauldin

“If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else”. –Marvin Gaye

“I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own tastes”. –Marcel Duchamp

“The Russians haven’t been to the moon. You know why? Because they’re space pussies… You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG, asshole!” –Sam Kinison

“Circumstances are seldom right… You must always do with less than you need in a situation vastly different from what you would have chosen as appropriate for your special endowments”. –Charlton Ogburn

“I think Muhammad was a terrorist. I read enough by both Muslims and non-Muslims, that he was a violent man, a man of war”. –Jerry Falwell

“I’m tired of trying to do something worthwhile for the human race, they simply don’t want to change!” –August Dvorak

“A State is absolute in the sense which I have in mind when it claims the right to a monopoly of all the force within the community, to make war, to make peace, to conscript life, to tax, to establish and dis-establish property, to define crime, to punish disobedience, to control education, to supervise the family, to regulate habits, and to censor opinions. The modern State claims all of these powers, and, in the matter of theory, there is no real difference in the size of the claim between communists, fascists, and democrats”. –Walter Lippmann

“A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t”. –Jack Dempsey

“It is possible for a dictator to govern in a liberal way. And it is also possible for a democracy to govern with a total lack of liberalism. Personally, I prefer a liberal dictator to a democratic government lacking liberalism”. –Friedrich von Hayek

“In times like these, it’s helpful to remember that there have always been times like these”. –Paul Harvey

“Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education”. –Paul Erdős

“For more than half a century, during which kingdoms and empires have fallen, this Union has stood unshaken. The patriots who formed it have long since descended to the grave; yet still it remains, the proudest monument to their memory”. –Zachary Taylor

“Don’t worry – if there’s a hell below, we all gonna go”. –Curtis Mayfield

“The men and women of the North are slaveholders, those of the South slaveowners. The guilt rests on the North equally with the South”. –Susan B. Anthony

“Don’t quote me boy, cause I ain’t said shit”. –Eazy-E

“I think that self-reliance is what makes you happy; not having to worry about anything or not depending on anybody besides yourself”. –Bradley Nowell

“Having now finished the work assigned me, I retire from the great theatre of Action; and bidding an Affectionate farewell to this August body under whose orders I have so long acted, I here offer my commission, and take my leave of all the employments of public life”. –George Washington

“The people made the Constitution, and the people can unmake it. It is the creature of their own will, and lives only by their will”. –John Marshall

“Concerning non-violence: it is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks”. –Malcolm X

“If you possess something but you can’t give it away, then you don’t possess it… It possesses you”. –Frank Sinatra

“In a war, you must hate somebody or love somebody; you must have a position or you cannot stand what goes on”. –Robert Capa

“The universe did not invent justice. Man did. Unfortunately, man must reside in the universe”. –Roger Zelazny

“Many are called but few get up”. –Oliver Herford

“No people in history have ever survived who thought they could protect their freedom by making themselves inoffensive to their enemies”. –Dean Acheson

“I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they’re the ones who keep me walking the floors at night”. –Warren G. Harding

“My child arrived just the other day, He came to the world in the usual way. But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay. He learned to walk while I was away”. –Harry Chapin

“It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up”. –Babe Ruth

“The time for war has not yet come, but it will come, and that soon; and when it does come, my advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard”. –Stonewall Jackson

“The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty”. –Walter Matthau

“I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot… The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time”. –Jack London

“The burning enthusiasm, the quenchless zeal of the early church have gone, never, never to return. The ceremonies remain, but the ancient faith is fading out of the human heart. The worn-out arguments fail to convince, and denunciations that once blanched the faces of a race, excite us only in derision and disgust. As time rolls on, the miracles grow mean and small, and the evidences our fathers thought conclusive utterly fail to satisfy us”. –Robert G. Ingersoll

“Israel is the largest American aircraft carrier in the world that cannot be sunk, does not carry even one American soldier, and is located in a critical region for American national security”. –Alexander Haig

“I think everybody who has a brain should get involved in politics; working within, not criticizing it from the outside. Become an active participant, no matter how feeble you think the effort is”. –Cass Elliot

“It is bad policy to fear the resentment of an enemy”. –Ethan Allen

“I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear”. –Rosa Parks

“A good government may, indeed, redress the grievances of an injured people; but a strong people can alone build up a great nation”. –Thomas Francis Meagher

“Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are”. –Bertolt Brecht

“I feel sorry for the person who can’t get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never achieve anything worthwhile”. –Walter Chrysler

“If we had any nerve at all, if we had any real balls as a society, or whatever you need, whatever quality you need, real character, we would make an effort to really address the wrongs in this society, righteously”. –Jerry Garcia

“The fate of you, the aristocracy of industry, will be as the fate of the aristocracy of land if you do not show that you have some humanity amongst you”. –James Larkin

“Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we are, we should compare it with the lot of the great majority of our fellow man. It then appears that we are among the privileged”. –Helen Keller

“It has been observed that a pure democracy, if it were practicable, would be the most perfect government. Experience has proved that no position is more false than this. The ancient democracies in which the people themselves deliberated never possessed one good feature of government”. –Alexander Hamilton

“I have seen the science I worshipped, and the aircraft I loved, destroying the civilization I expected them to serve”. –Charles Lindbergh

“Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers”. –Lewis Mumford

“Whenever you’re successful you owe that success to the people in the community, because they are the ones buying your product”. –Carl Karcher

“I’ll put you through hell, but at the end of it all we’ll be champions”. –Bear Bryant

“The one thing the blues don’t get is the backing and pushing of TV and radio like a lot of this garbage you hear. They choke stuff down people’s throat so they got no choice but to listen to it”. –John Lee Hooker

“Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often confuses one for the other, or assumes the greater the love, the greater the jealousy. In fact they are almost incompatible; both at once produce unbearable turmoil”. –Robert A. Heinlein

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views”. –William F. Buckley

“Human civilization is not something achieved against nature; it is rather the outcome of the working of the innate qualities of man”. –Ludwig von Mises

“A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it”. –Bob Hope

“The best way to predict the future is to create it”. –Peter Drucker

“Don’t talk — keep it in your heart”. –Duke Kahanamoku

“The image is one thing and the human being is another… it’s very hard to live up to an image”. –Elvis Presley

“This role is designed to question the behavior of government officials on behalf of the public. I think people who have done this, and all jobs in journalism, have believed that”. –Peter Jennings

“The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work”. –Michael Jackson

“The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at a profit”. –Samuel Gompers

“O Lord, deliver me from the man of excellent intention and impure heart: for the heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked”. –T.S. Eliot

“The Constitution has not greatly bothered any wartime President”. –Francis Biddle

“I’d hate to be a songwriter starting a career today”. –Otis Blackwell

“Restlessness is discontent — and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure”. –Thomas Edison

“You and I are different races. We have between us a broader difference than exists between almost any other races. Whether it be right or wrong, I need not discuss; but this physical difference is a great disadvantage to us both, as I think. Your race suffer very greatly, many of them by living amongst us, while ours suffers from your presence. In a word, we suffer on each side. If this is admitted, it affords a reason at least why we should be separated”. –Abraham Lincoln

“There are always two forces warring against each other within us”. –Yogananda

“The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny”. –Albert Ellis

“I’ve been portrayed as a caveman by some. That’s not true. I’m a conservative progressive, and that means I think all men are equal, be they Slants, Beaners, or Niggers”. –Jesse Helms

“I never met a man I didn’t want to fight”. –Lyle Alzado

“In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot”. –Mark Twain

“Democracy is the art of thinking independently together”. –Alexander Meiklejohn

“You assume we are all sexually stable; while on the other hand, as I have become acquainted with people, I find that they are all perverted sinners, one way or another, that the whole society is corrupt and rotten and repressed and unconscious that it exhibits repression in various forms of social sadism”. –Allen Ginsberg

“The religious life, and all the agony that goes with it, is just something God sics on people who have the gall to accuse Him of having created an ugly world”. –J.D. Salinger

“I just have a hunch that Stalin is not that kind of man. Harry says he’s not and that he doesn’t want anything except security for his own country, and I think that if I give him everything I possibly can and ask for nothing in return, noblesse oblige, he won’t try to annex anything and will work with me for a world of democracy and peace”. –Franklin D. Roosevelt

“I knew, as everyone knows, that the easiest way to attract a crowd is to let it be known that at a given time and a given place some one is going to attempt something that in the event of failure will mean sudden death”. –Harry Houdini

“Senator Smoot is an institute Not to be bribed with pelf; He guards our homes from erotic tomes By reading them all himself”. –Ogden Nash

“Science shows us truth and beauty and fills each day with a fresh wonder of the exquisite order which governs the world”. –Polykarp Kusch

“America is the biggest gang in the world”. –Tupac Shakur

“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today”. –James Dean

“In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities, in the expert’s mind there are few”. –Shunryu Suzuki

“I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn’t find one god damned Pryor!”

“Trying to explain music is like trying to dance architecture”. –Thelonious Monk

“All I can hope to teach my son is to tell the truth and fear no man”. –Edward R. Murrow

“You can kill a man, but you can’t kill an idea”. –Medgar Evers

“It hurts to set you free, but you’ll never follow me”. –Jim Morrison

“I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world”. –Albert Einstein

“Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them”. –Washington Irving

“Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances”. –Steve Allen

“Let the people think they govern and they will be governed”. –William Penn

“You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun, than you can with a kind word alone”. –Al Capone

“Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got”. –Janis Joplin

“Scientific truth was going to make us so happy and comfortable. What actually happened when I was twenty-one was that we dropped scientific truth on Hiroshima”. –Kurt Vonnegut

“So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable”. –Christopher Reeve

“The Jews, I find are very, very selfish. They care not how many Estonians, Latvians, Finns, Poles, Yugoslavs, or Greeks get murdered or mistreated as DP as long as the Jews get special treatment. Yet when they have power, physical, financial or political, neither Hitler nor Stalin has anything on them for cruelty or mistreatment to the underdog. Put an underdog on top and it makes no difference whether his name is Russian, Jewish, Negro, Management, Labor, Mormon, Baptist; he goes haywire. I’ve found very, very few who remember their past condition when prosperity comes”. –Harry S. Truman

“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that”. –Mitch Hedberg

“It is better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don’t want and get it”. –Eugene Debs

“It makes no difference if I burn my bridges behind me — I never retreat”. –Fiorello LaGuardia

“How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? …I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal. And you have to be willing to work for it”. –Jim Valvano

“A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals”. –Spiro Agnew

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing”. –Redd Foxx

“We are all assumed, these days, to reside at one extreme of the opinion spectrum, or another. We are pro-abortion or anti-abortion. We are free traders or protectionists. We are pro-private sector or pro-big government. We are feminists or chauvinists. But in the real world, few of us holds these extreme views. There is instead a spectrum of opinion”. –Michael Crichton

“Looking back, I have this to regret; that too often when I loved, I did not say so”. –David Grayson

“Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked”. –Ralph Ellison

“The ideal American-type is perfectly expressed by the Protestant, individualist, anti-conformist, and this is the type that is in the process of disappearing. In reality, there are few left”. –Orson Welles

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee; And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me”. –Robert Frost

“It is a clear truth that those who every day barter away other men’s liberty will soon care little for their own”. –James Otis

“In the United States, there one feels free… Except from the Americans — but every pearl has its oyster”. –Randall Jarrell

“He who marches out of line hears another drum”. –Ken Kesey

“People, chained by monotony, afraid to think, clinging to certainties; they live like ants”. –Bela Lugosi

“Every successful revolution puts on in time the robes of the tyrant it has deposed”. –Barbara Tuchman

“An honest politician is one who, when is bought, will stay bought”. –Simon Cameron

“Napoleon is dead — but Beethoven lives”. –Bruno Walter

“I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within”. –Douglas MacArthur

“The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any”. –Fred Astaire

“Don’t undertake a project unless it is manifestly important and nearly impossible”. –Edwin Land

“The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a success”. –Irving Berlin

“I don’t think its in the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed”. –Marlon Brando

“Booze, broads, and bullshit; if you’ve got all that, what else do you need?” –Harry Caray

“Soldiers, Sailors, and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force! You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world”. –Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles”. –Red Skelton

“Drinking when not thirsty and making love all the time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from other animals”. –Pierre Beaumarchais

“You have undertaken to cheat me. I won’t sue you, for law is too slow. I’ll ruin you”. –Cornelius Vanderbilt

“You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway”. –John Steinbeck

“I am afraid that there is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don’t want the patient to get well, because as long as the disease holds out they have not only an easy means of making a living, but also an easy medium through which to make themselves prominent before the public”. –Booker T. Washington

“The great artist is the man who most obviously succeeds in turning his pains to advantage, in letting suffering deepen his understanding and sensibility, in growing through his pains”. –Walter Kaufmann

“I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off”. –Jack Paar

“No matter how I struggle and strive, I’ll never get out of this world alive”. –Hank Williams

“Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress, but they regard the things government does for others as socialism”. –Earl Warren

“Science does not have a moral dimension. It is like a knife. If you give it to a surgeon or a murderer, each will use it differently”. –Wernher von Braun

“In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy”. –J. Paul Getty

“Every age needs men who will redeem the time by living with a vision of the things that are to be”. –Adlai Stevenson

“The most merciful thing that a family does to one of its infant members is to kill it”. –Margaret Sanger

“If men make war in slavish obedience to rules, they will fail”. –Ulysses S. Grant

“Either you think — or else others have to think for you, and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you”. –F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Amongst the minds of animals that of man leads; not as a demigod from another planet, but as a king from the same race”. –Edward Thorndike

“It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment”. –Ansel Adams

“You know I smoked a lot of grass, And I popped a couple pills, But I never touched nothing that could break my will”. –Hoyt Axton

“If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home”. –James A. Michener

“If you ever forget you’re a Jew, a Gentile will remind you”. –Bernard Malamud

“If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses”. –Lenny Bruce

“Neither current events nor history show that the majority rule, or ever did rule”. –Jefferson Davis

“A competent leader can get efficient service from poor troops, while on the contrary an incapable leader can demoralize the best of troops”. –John J. Pershing

“Neither Republicans nor Democrats have begun to spell out in substantive fashion the means by which we can control population growth, environmental problems, and the conservation of our natural resources”. –Leo Ryan

“If somebody told me I only had an hour to live, I’d spend it choking a white man. I’d do it nice and slow”. –Miles Davis

“Increasingly, stars are recruited from the ranks of professional models, with the result that today’s starlets are better dressed and better groomed than ever before, though it is doubtful if they are better actresses”. –Rita Hayworth

“The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father”. –Austin O’Malley

“You don’t get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion”. –L. Ron Hubbard

“Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it”. –Bruce Lee

“Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be”. –Grandma Moses

“Honest people, mistakenly believing in the justice of their cause, are led to support injustice”. –Elihu Root

“While photographs may not lie, liars may photograph”. –Lewis Hine

“If the American family has seemed in danger of disintegration, I believe and hope it will survive, and I think America will return to old values”. –James Cagney

“People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness”. –John Wanamaker

“I favor the policy of economy, not because I wish to save money, but because I wish to save people. The men and women of this country who toil are the ones who bear the cost of the Government. Every dollar that we carelessly waste means that their life will be so much the more meager”. –Calvin Coolidge

“Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy”. –Hedy Lamarr

“Friends will get you killed”. –John Holmes

“When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less”. –Paul Brown

“Numerous politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press. Never in history has the press seized absolute power and muzzled the politicians”. –David Brinkley

“The Lord marks the fall of the smallest sparrow. He knows how so many in authority treat the infirm, and the aged. Look at the Napoleons, Cæsars, and the like. Rather than casting themselves in God’s image, they made Gods of themselves, and were destroyed”. –Edgar Cayce

“Oh, judge, your damn laws: the good people don’t need them and the bad people don’t follow them, so what good are they?” –Ammon Hennacy

“Any ballplayer that don’t sign autographs for little kids ain’t an American, he’s a communist”. –Rogers Hornsby

“Like their predecessors, the Presidents of today just throw up their hands”. –Stephen Ambrose

“In some cases, non-violence requires more militancy than violence”. –Cesar Chavez

“I’ve had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you’re carrying a grudge, they’re out dancing”. –Buddy Hackett

“One always has to remember these days where the garbage pail is, because it’s so easy to make sounds, and put sounds together into something that appears to be music, but it’s just as hard as it always was to make good music”. –Robert Moog

“When the government violates the people’s rights, insurrection is, for the people and for each portion of the people, the most sacred of the rights and the most indispensable of duties”. –Marquis de Lafayette

“Political correctness is tyranny with manners”. –Charlton Heston

“When will the government cease being a nuisance to everybody?” –Charles Olson

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition”. –Timothy Leary

“Things are never so bad they can’t be made worse”. –Humphrey Bogart

“There are no innocent civilians. It is their government, and you are fighting a people. You are not trying to fight an armed force anymore, so it doesn’t bother me so much to be killing the so-called innocent bystanders”. –Curtis LeMay

“Habit is thus the enormous fly-wheel of society, its most precious conservative agent. It alone is what keeps us all within the bounds of ordinance, and saves the children of fortune from the envious uprisings of the poor”. –William James

“I’ve always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it’s a bit like fucking — which is fun only for amateurs. Old whores don’t do much giggling”. –Hunter S. Thompson

“I can’t bear to see myself, even in movies. The feeling is complex. I can’t stand the sight of myself”. –Nat King Cole

“When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch”. –Bette Davis

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams”. –John Barrymore

“The imitator dooms himself to hopeless mediocrity”. –Ralph Waldo Emerson

“It is a peculiar sensation, this double-consciousness, this sense of always looking at one’s self through the eyes of others, of measuring one’s soul by the tape of a world that looks on in amused contempt and pity”. –W.E.B. Du Bois

“I’ve met all kinds of people, oh, God, presidents and everybody else, and, I’m not too impressed with celebrity, with names now”. –Rube Goldberg

“I find now that women have achieved some power and recognition they are quite the equal of men in every stupidity and vice and misjudgment that we’ve exercised throughout history”. –Norman Mailer

“You are not responsible for anyone who stubbornly chooses to ruin his own life”. –Vernon Howard

“The basic principle which I believe has contributed more than any other to the building of our business as it is today, is the ownership of our company by the people employed in it”. –James E. Casey

“If you’re playing a poker game, and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you”. –Paul Newman

“I would remind you that extremism in defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!” –Barry Goldwater

“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid”. –John Wayne

“One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles”. –Igor Stravinsky

“I would rather be free in my mind, and be locked up in a prison cell, than to be a coward and not be able to say what I want”. –Bobby Fischer

“Show me a good and gracious loser and I’ll show you a failure”. –Knute Rockne

“Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on Earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together”. –Daniel Webster

“To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today”. –Isaac Asimov

“It’s like the obituaries; when you die they finally give you good reviews”. –Roger Maris

“Anything you cannot relinquish, when it has outlived its usefulness, possesses you, and in this materialistic age a great many of us are possessed by our possessions”. –Peace Pilgrim

“A dissenting minority feels free only when it can impose its will on the majority: what it abominates most is the dissent of the majority”. –Eric Hoffer

“I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done”. –Lucille Ball

“How I hate those who are dedicated to producing conformity”. –William S. Burroughs

“Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place, but I’m not concerned about that now. I just want to do God’s Will, and He’s allowed me to go up to the mountain, and I’ve looked over, and I’ve seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight, that we, as a people, will get to the Promised Land”. –Martin Luther King

“If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it”. –Charles Kettering

“A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for defeat”. –Louis L’Amour

“History shows that our way of life is the stronger way. From it has come more wealth, more industry, more happiness, more human enlightenment, than from any other way”. –Wendell Willkie

“It is not the honor you take with you, but the heritage you leave behind”. –Branch Rickey

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies”. –Groucho Marx

“Communism has never come to power in a country that was not disrupted by war, or corruption, or both”. –John F. Kennedy

“Years from now, after I’m gone, someone will listen to what I’ve done and know I was here. They may not know, or care, who I was, but they’ll hear my guitars speaking for me”. –Chet Atkins

“What is the potential man, after all? Is he not the sum of all that is human? Divine, in other words?” –Henry Miller

“We receive the truths of science by compulsion. Nothing but ignorance is able to resist them”. –Chauncey Wright

“I envy people who drink; at least they know what to blame everything on”. –Oscar Levant

“Older men declare war, but it is the youth that must fight and die”. –Herbert Hoover

“If I could have convinced more slaves that they were slaves, I could’ve freed thousands more”. –Harriet Tubman

“I believe totally in a capitalist system; I only wish that someone would try it”. –Frank Lloyd Wright

“The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation. The hand is the cutting edge of the mind”. –Diane Arbus

“A democracy is nothing more than mob-rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine”. –Thomas Jefferson

“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe”. –Frank Zappa

“Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell”. –Edward Abbey

“Better to fight for something than live for nothing”. –George S. Patton

“Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves”. –Henry David Thoreau

“Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens, and then everybody disagrees”. –Boris Marshalov

“I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself”. –Robert E. Lee

“Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master”. –PT Barnum

“I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand”. –Charles Schulz

“Second place is just the first place loser”. –Dale Earnhardt

“The atomic bomb made the prospect of future war unendurable. It has led us up those last few steps to the mountain pass, and beyond there is a different country”. –J. Robert Oppenheimer

“What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest”. –Andy Warhol

“We don’t give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give them a lot of publicity”. –Will Rogers

“I never vote for anybody; I always vote against”. –W.C. Fields

“It’s not so much wanting to die, but controlling that moment, choosing your own way”. –G.G. Allin

“The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, but merely indifferent”. –Carl Sagan

“The greatest enemy to individual freedom is the individual himself'” –Saul Alinsky

“If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy”. –James Madison

“I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars”. –Abbie Hoffman

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not”. –Kurt Cobain

“How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong; because someday in your life you will have been all of these”. –George Washington Carver

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”. –George Carlin

“He who believes in nobody knows that he himself is not to be trusted”. –Red Auerbach

“We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing, all-powerful god, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes”. –Gene Roddenberry

“I’m not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddammit, I’m a billionaire”. –Howard Hughes

“It’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well”. –Charles Bukowski

“Democracy, while it lasts, is more bloody than either aristocracy or monarchy. Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide”. –John Adams

“In seeking truth you have to get both sides of the story”. –Walter Cronkite

“Any system of religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child cannot be true”. –Thomas Paine

“Charity is injurious, unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it”. –John D. Rockefeller

“The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes”. –Stanley Kubrick

“Every religion in the world that has destroyed people is based on love”. –Anton LaVey

“Although I wasn’t invited to shake hands with Hitler, I wasn’t invited to the White House to shake hands with the president either”. –Jesse Owens

“The death of a beautiful woman is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world”. –Edgar Allan Poe

“Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more”. –Nikola Tesla

“Every attempt to make war easy and safe will result in humiliation and disaster”. –William Tecumseh Sherman