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“That’s all folks”. –Mel Blanc

“I suggest you go out and buy as many Blues albums as you can”. –John Belushi

“There’s a cockeyed yellow poodle to the north of Conga Pooch; There’s a little hot cross bun that’s turning green; There’s a double-jointed woman doing tricks in Chu-Chin-Chow, And you’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din”. –Billy Bennett

“There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else”. –James Thurber

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success”. –Jim Backus

“The fortunate man is he who, born poor, or nobody, works gradually up to wealth and consideration, and, having got them, dies before he finds they were not worth so much trouble”. –Charles Reade

“Criticism is twofold: that which teaches us what we are to choose, and that which teaches us what to avoid”. –Lucian

“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor”. –Sholem Aleichem

“I once read that there’s nothing worse for everyone concerned than a reign that’s lasted too long. I’ve also heard that God is eternal”. –Nicolas Chamfort

“The Russians haven’t been to the moon. You know why? Because they’re space pussies… You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG, asshole!” –Sam Kinison

“I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so”. –Stephen Leacock

“Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan — spoiled”. –Israel Zangwill