Comedians | QuoteMeBlog

Skip navigation

Tag Archives: Comedians

Mel Blanc

September 3, 2010 – 2:28 am
Posted in Actors, America, Broadcasters, Cartoonists, Comedians, WWII
Tagged Act, Acted, Acting, Actor, Actors, Acts, All, America, American, American Actor, American Actors, American Broadcaster, American Broadcasters, American Cartoonist, American Cartoonists, American Comedian, American Comedians, American Voice Actor, American Voice Actors, Americans, Andy Panda, Animate, Animated, Animated Cartoons, Animates, Animating, Animation, Animator, Animators, August Moon, Barney Rubble, Beaky Buzzard, Benny and Blanc, Bertie Mouse, Blacque Jacque Shellacque, Blanc, Blanc and Benny, Blanc Quote, Blanc Quotes, Blank, Broadcast, Broadcasted, Broadcasting, Broadcasts, Bruno the Bear, Bubba McCoy, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Bugs Bunny, Burns and Allen, California, Californian, Californians, Capitol Records, Captain Caveman, Carmichael the Polar Bear, Cartoon, Cartooned, Cartooning, Cartoonist, Cartoonists, Cartoons, CBS Radio, CBS Radio Network, Cecil Turtle, Charlie Dog, Christmas Sales Clerk, Chugga-Boom, Cobweb And Nuts, Comedian, Comedians, Comedic, Comedically, Comedies, Comedy, Comic, Comical, Cosmo G. Spacely, Curt Martin, Daffy Duck, Dino, Dopey, Elmer Fudd, Father's Day Chair, Foghorn Leghorn, Folk, Folks, Frito Bandito, Froot Loops, G.I. Journal, GI Journal, Gideon, Go Go Gomez, Golden Age of American Animation, Gus, Hanna-Barbera, Happy Rabbit, Hardy Har Har, Heathcliff, Henery Hawk, Hiawatha, Hollywood Walk of Fame, Jerome, Jerry Mouse, K-9, KEX, KFWB, KGW, Leon Schlesinger Productions, Lincoln High School, Lippy the Lion, Looney Tunes, Mac & Tosh, Marc Antony, Marvin the Martian, Mel, Mel Blanc, Mel Blanc Quote, Mel Blanc Quotes, Mel Blank, Mel Jerome Blanc, Mel Jerome Blank, Melvin, Melvin Blanc, Melvin Blank, Melvin Jerome Blanc, Melvin Jerome Blank, Merrie Melodies, Moo the Cow, Mr. Spacely, Mr. Technicolovich, Mystery Singer, NBC Red Network, Officer Short Shrift, Papa Panda, Pepé Le Pew, Picador Porky, Pinocchio, Planting a Tree, Point Sublime, Polly the Parrot, Porky Pig, Porky's Duck Hunt, Private Sad Sack, Private Snafu, Professor LeBlanc, Quote, Quotes, Radio, Radio Broadcast, Radio Broadcaster, Radio Broadcasters, Radio Broadcasting, Radio Broadcasts, Radio Commercial, Radio Commercials, Ricochet Rabbit, Road Runner, San Franciscan, San Franciscans, San Francisco, San Francisco California, Secret Squirrel, Shtick, Slapsie Maxie Rosenbull, Sneezly Seal, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Speed Buggy, Speedy Gonzalez, Sy the Little Mexican, Sylvester J. Pussycat Jr., Sylvester the Cat, Taz, That Is, That's, That's All Folks, The Abbott and Costello Show, The Barnyard Dawg, The Bugs Bunny Show, The Bully Brothers, The Cricket in Times Square, The Demon of Insincerity, The Dick Tracy Show, THe Dodecahedron, The Flintstones, The Golden Age of American Animation, The Great Gildersleeve, The Happy Postman, The Hoot Owls, The Jack Benny Program, The Jetsons, The Joe Penner Show, The Johnny Murray Show, The Man of a Thousand Voices, The Maxwell, The Mel Blanc Show, The Mouse that Jack Built, The Order of DeMolay, The Perils of Penelope Pitstop, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Tasmanian Devil, The United States, The United States of America, The Woody Woodpecker Song, The Word Speller, Thomas the Cat, Tom and Jerry, Tom Cat, Toucan Sam, Train Station Announcer, Tucker the Mouse, Tweety Bird, Twiki, U.S., U.S.A., United States, United States of America, Universal Pictures, Us, USA, Voice Acting, Voice Actor, Voice Actors, Voice-Acting Industry, Wacky Races, Warner Bros., Warner Brothers, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wile E. Coyote, Woody Woodpecker, Yak Yak, Yosemite Sam, Zookie
Leave a Comment

“That’s all folks”. –Mel Blanc

John Belushi

August 30, 2010 – 5:47 pm
Posted in Actors, America, Broadcasters, Comedians, Musicians
Tagged 1941, Act, Acted, Acting, Actor, Actors, Acts, Adam, Albanian-American, Albanian-Americans, Album, Albums, America, American, American Actor, American Actors, American Comedian, American Comedians, American Musician, American Musicians, Americans, Animal House, Belushi, Belushi Quote, Belushi Quotes, Blue, Blues, Blues Album, Blues Albums, Blues Brothers, Blues Music, Blutarsky, Bluto, Bluto Blutarsky, Bought, Broadcast, Broadcasted, Broadcaster, Broadcasters, Broadcasting, Broadcasts, Buy, Buy As Many Blues Albums As You Can, Buying, Buys, Can, Cans, Captain Ned, Cherokee Studios, Chicago, Chicago Illinois, Chicagoan, Chicagoans, Comedian, Comedians, Comedic, Comedically, Comedies, Comedy, Continental Divide, Drug Overdose, Drug Overdoses, Elmwood Cemetery, Film, Film Actor, Film Actors, Frank Leary, Go, Go Out And Buy, Go Out And Buy As Many Blues Albums As You Can, Goes, Goin' South, Going, H&L Brock, I Suggest, I Suggest You Go Out, I Suggest You Go Out And Buy, I Suggest You Go Out And Buy As Many Blues Albums As You Can, Illinois, Jacob Papageorge, Jake Blues, Jeff Widette, John, John Adam Belushi, John Belushi, John Belushi Quote, John Belushi Quotes, John Bluto Blutarsky, Joliet Jake, Joliet Jake Blues, Kuldorth, Land Shark, Larry Farber, Lemmings, Lowell Brock, Many, Matt Cooper, Movie, Movies, Music, Musical, Musicality, Musically, Musicals, Musician, Musicians, Musics, National Lampoon, National Lampoon Inc., National Lampoon's Animal House, National Lampoon's Lemmings, National Lampoons, NBC, Neighbors, OD, Old Boyfriends, Olympia Cafe, Quote, Quotes, S.N.L., Samurai Futaba, Sang, Saturday Night Live, Screen Actor, Screen Actors, Second City, Sing, Singer, Singers, Singing, Sings, Sketch Comedies, Sketch Comedy, SNL, St. Mickey's Knights of Columbus, Stage, Stage Actor, Stage Actors, Steve Beshekas, Suggest, Suggested, Suggesting, Suggestion, Suggestions, Suggests, Sung, Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle, Television, Television Actor, Television Actors, The Blues Brothers, The Blues Brothers: Briefcase Full of Blues, The Coneheads, The Farber Couple, The Mall, The National Lampoon Radio Hour, The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash, The Samurai, The Second City, The United States, The United States of America, U.S., U.S.A., United States, United States of America, Us, USA, Vocal, Vocalist, Vocalists, Vocals, Wheaton Central High School, You Can
Comments (2)

“I suggest you go out and buy as many Blues albums as you can”. –John Belushi

Billy Bennett

“There’s a cockeyed yellow poodle to the north of Conga Pooch; There’s a little hot cross bun that’s turning green; There’s a double-jointed woman doing tricks in Chu-Chin-Chow, And you’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din”. –Billy Bennett

James Thurber

“There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else”. –James Thurber

Jim Backus

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success”. –Jim Backus

Lucian

“Criticism is twofold: that which teaches us what we are to choose, and that which teaches us what to avoid”. –Lucian

Sholem Aleichem

“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor”. –Sholem Aleichem

Sam Kinison

“The Russians haven’t been to the moon. You know why? Because they’re space pussies… You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG, asshole!” –Sam Kinison

Stephen Leacock

“I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so”. –Stephen Leacock

Israel Zangwill

“Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan — spoiled”. –Israel Zangwill

Walter Matthau

“The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty”. –Walter Matthau

Bob Hope

April 7, 2010 – 10:34 am
Posted in Actors, America, British Empire, Broadcasters, Comedians, Producers, WWII
Tagged A Bank, A Bank Is A Place, A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend, A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money, A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It, A Place That Will Lend You Money, A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It, Actor, Actors, America, American, American Comedian, American Comedians, Americans, Bank, Banked, Banker, Bankers, Banking, Banks, Bob, Bob Hope, Bob Hope Classic, Bob Hope Quote, Bob Hope Quotes, Bob Hope Show, Britain, British, Broadcast, Broadcaster, Broadcasters, Broadcasting, Broadcasts, Broadway, Comedian, Comedians, Don't Need It, England, English, Englishman, Englishmen, Hope, Hope Quote, Hope Quotes, If You Can, If You Can Prove, If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It, Lend, Lended, Lending, Lends, Leslie, Leslie Townes Hope, Money, Monies, Need, Need It, Needed, Needing, Needs, Place, Places, Prove, Prove That You Don't Need It, Proved, Proven, Proves, Proving, Quote, Quotes, Second World War, The Bob Hope Classic, The Bob Hope Show, Townes, USO, USO Tours, Vaudeville, World War 2, World War II, World War Two, WW2, WWII, You Can, You Can Prove, You Don't Need It
Leave a Comment

“A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it”. –Bob Hope

Ogden Nash

“Senator Smoot is an institute Not to be bribed with pelf; He guards our homes from erotic tomes By reading them all himself”. –Ogden Nash

Richard Pryor

March 29, 2010 – 3:26 pm
Posted in Actors, America, Authors, Comedians, Producers
Tagged Africa, African, Africans, Comedian, Comedians, Comedy, Damn, Damned, Damning, Damns, Find, Finding, Finds, Found, Franklin, God, God Damn, God Damned, Goddamn, Goddamned, I Didn't Find One God Damned Pryor, I Went Through Every Phone Book, I Went Through Every Phone Book In Africa, I Went Through Every Phone Book In Africa And I Didn't Find One God Damned Pryor, III, Lennox, One, One God Damned Pryor, Phone Book, Pryor, Pryor Quote, Pryor Quotes, Quote, Quotes, Richard, Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor III, Richard Pryor, Richard Pryor Quote, Richard Pryor Quotes, Stand-Up, Stand-Up Comedian, Stand-Up Comedians, Stand-Up Comedy, Thomas, Went, Went Through
Leave a Comment

“I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn’t find one god damned Pryor!”

Peter Sellers

March 16, 2010 – 6:14 pm
Posted in Actors, British Empire, Comedians, Performers, WWII
Tagged Admit, Admit Defeat, Admits, Admitted, Admitting, Any, Comedian, Comedians, Comedy, Defeat, Defeated, Defeating, Face, Face Them, Faces, Form, Forms, Henry, Horrible, Label, Labels, Peter, Peter Sellers, Quote, Quotes, Real, Realities, Reality, Refuse, Refuse to Face Them, Refused, Refuses, Refusing, Richard, Richard Henry Sellers, Richard Sellers, Sellers, Some, Subject, Subjects, Them, Trap, Trapped, Unless, Unsuitable Unsuited
Leave a Comment

“Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat”. –Peter Sellers

Charlie Chaplin

February 25, 2010 – 11:34 am
Posted in Actors, British Empire, Comedians, Directors
Tagged Acting, Actor, Actors, Chaplin, Chaplin Quote, Chaplin Quotes, Charles, Charles Chaplin, Charles Chaplin Quote, Charles Chaplin Quotes, Charles Spencer Chaplin, Charlie, Charlie Chaplin, Charlie Chaplin Quote, Charlie Chaplin Quotes, Cinema, Cinemas, Comedian, Comedians, Comedy, Dictator, Dictators, Dictators Free Themselves, Dictators Free Themselves But Enslave The People, Enslave, Enslave The People, Enslaved, Enslavement, Enslaves, Enslaving, Film, Films, Free, People, Peoples, Person, Quote, Quotes, Slave, Slaved, Slavery, Slaves, Slaving, Spencer, The People, Themselves
Comments (1)

“Dictators free themselves, but enslave the people”. –Charlie Chaplin

Will Rogers

February 23, 2010 – 9:40 am
Posted in Actors, America, Comedians, Performers
Tagged Comedian, Comedians, Comedy, Criminal, Criminality, Criminals, Gave, Give, Give Them A Lot Of Publicity, Gives, Giving, Humor, Humorist, Humorists, Publicity, Punish Criminals, Punished, Punishing, Punishment, Punishments, Quote, Quotes, Rogers, Rogers Quote, Rogers Quotes, Sure, Sure Give Them A Lot Of Publicity, Surer, Surest, We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment, We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment But We Sure Give Them A Lot Of Publicity, We Sure Give Them A Lot Of Publicity, Will, Will Rogers, Will Rogers Quote, Will Rogers Quotes
Comments (2)

“We don’t give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give them a lot of publicity”. –Will Rogers