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Tag Archives: American Comedians

“That’s all folks”. –Mel Blanc

“I suggest you go out and buy as many Blues albums as you can”. –John Belushi

“There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else”. –James Thurber

“The Russians haven’t been to the moon. You know why? Because they’re space pussies… You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG, asshole!” –Sam Kinison

“The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty”. –Walter Matthau

“A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it”. –Bob Hope